MR LONG THING WITHOUT A HEART



I’m sorry sir
But I think I misunderstood
My qualifications fit the book
I’m sorry my shoe isn’t quite spotless
It's something I hoped you’d overlook
I ironed my suit twice
And did my make up nice
I’ve prepared month's for this
Practicing my English in the mirror
Only to come here to this horror
This story you tell me so doesn’t fit the requirement
The lady who last had the job had an early retirement
I thought you wanted ‘young and capable’
That I am and I’m also committable
I really want this sir, please reconsider
I need this job without your long thing in my vagina
If I can't get this job then I’m sorry sir
I’m sorry Mr. long thing without a heart
I’m really sorry that my pussy
Is more qualified than my C.V

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